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October 06, 2004

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner...


That's it - No more 4 star dining for you!

10/05.04

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat, and I'm not sharing a damn thing from my plate with anyone else at the table.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat, and I'm not sharing a damn thing from my plate with anyone else at the table, and I'm not going to drink any Napa chardonnays or cabernets or any Burgundies or Bordeaux.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat, and I'm not sharing a damn thing from my plate with anyone else at the table, and I'm not going to drink any Napa chardonnays or cabernets or any Burgundies or Bordeaux, and if the waiter asks if I'd like to tour the kitchen I'll roll my eyes and bite my tongue but nod OK.

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat, and I'm not sharing a damn thing from my plate with anyone else at the table, and I'm not going to drink any Napa chardonnays or cabernets or any Burgundies or Bordeaux, and if the waiter asks if I'd like to tour the kitchen I'll roll my eyes and bite my tongue but nod OK, and if the chef asks if I'd like a signed souvenir menu, I'll hold out my hand and have him sign it instead and never wash it again (yeah right).

I'm going to the (insert 4 star restaurant) for dinner, and I haven't told any of my foodie friends, and I'm not bringing my digital camera, and I'm not going to take detailed notes of every single dish I eat, and I'm not sharing a damn thing from my plate with anyone else at the table, and I'm not going to drink any Napa chardonnays or cabernets or any Burgundies or Bordeaux, and if the waiter asks if I'd like to tour the kitchen I'll roll my eyes and bite my tongue but nod OK, and if the chef asks if I'd like a signed souvenir menu, I'll hold out my hand and have him sign it instead and never wash it again (yeah right), and when I get home the first thing I will not do is to sit down at my computer and write about my whole fabulous dinner and publish it on the world wide web, because frankly, it's my very special foodie memory and not yours. Harrumph.

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Posted by Bruce at October 6, 2004 01:08 AM


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